My Baby, My Choice: Why I pierced my baby's dimple

By Enedina Vance © 2017


So I got our baby girl's dimple pierced!! πŸ˜²πŸ˜πŸ’—

It looks so cute, right?!

I just know she's gonna love it!!

She'll thank me when she's older! lol

If she decides she doesn't like it, she can just take it out -- no big deal. πŸ˜‚

I'm the parent, she is MY CHILD, and I will do whatever I want!!

I make all of her decisions until she's 18.

I made her, I own her!!

I don't need anyone's permission. 

I think it's better, cuter, and I prefer her to have her dimple pierced.

It is NOT abuse!! If it was, it would be illegal, but it's not.

People pierce their babies everyday, this is no different.

MY BABY, MY CHOICE!!

PARENT'S CHOICE, PARENT'S RIGHTS!!

Don't judge my parenting; we all raise our kids differently, and it's none of your business anyway!!


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End Note: The above is a spoof ("a mocking imitation of someone or something, usually light and good-humored; lampoon or parody"). The author intends this as a satire of 'parental rights' and routine infant circumcision (male genital mutilation).

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